the future is promised to no one ;

my name is Lana, i'm eighteen, and i've got my head in the clouds, heart on my sleeve & my feet on the ground. i love dreamcatchers, warm beds, skeleton keys, photography, coca cola, british accents and him. and just remember, everything will be okay in the end. if it's not okay, it's not the end.

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

(via seanp0donnell)

  • me: are there any spirits here?
  • ouija spells out: a-y-y-l-m-a-o

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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(via seanp0donnell)

depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

(Source: verylittlebird, via seanp0donnell)

comeoutofthewoodwork:

“I don’t care that you have a dick-a gap between your teeth” What? 

OH MY GOD WHAT

(Source: dirtytaylorswift, via damnafricawhathappened)